Beybeexd

a practical guide to becoming a true pun master

animeteen:

  1. accept that no pun is actually Good, but that the true nature of a good pun is to be so terrible that it becomes good.
  2. say every pun that occurs to you. i’m so serious about this, sometimes the most well received puns will be ones you considered not saying.
  3. ALWAYS laugh at your own puns, even if nobody else is. (especially if nobody else is.)
  4. know that you are hilarious. puns are a limitless resource and you have taken it as your duty to bring this gift to humanity. you are a hero.

(Source: kiluas)

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hughdancydance:

femininewritings:

fkef:

king-of-aces:

thickienicki:

kobetyrant:

Britney is younger than Bey…

white people age like milk lol

Lmao

yeah. the stress of having your parents financially dependent on you since childhood, learning disabilities, mental illness, two divorces, and drug and alcohol abuse will age you. 

not to say bey has had it easier since you know, racism. but bey definitely has class privilege and as far as we know, health/ability privilege over britney. but yeah, go on and say how poorly britney has aged. It’s not like she’s been working and paying her family’s bills since she was like 15.

I have to agree on this…it’s not fair to make racial comments about one woman in comparison to another. As women, we need to be trying to cooperate with each other, not tear each other down. It only perpetuates an endless damaging cycle, in my humble opinion.

Not to mention the fact that Beyonce, the woman who stood in front of the word Feminist in big letters on national television, probably would be really upset to see that people are saying things like this. 

Also 

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She looks just fine to me. 


Via #merp

why are bats stigmatized as being creepy?

bodypartss:

elfpen:

I mean

look at these things

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they’re like tiny

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fluffy

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dragons

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but instead of breathing fire they squeak and cuddle 

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in caves

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and leaves

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and they have funny ears and noses

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I mean really

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bats are amazing

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This post is so fucking important to me

Via The Awkward, Punk Tintin

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh)

Via Let Me Introduce You to My Gay Self

Stop calling me “someone’s daughter”.
I’m someone.
That should be enough reason not to hurt me.

Ragehound (via girl-violence)

I can’t reblog this stuff enough.

(via bleedingintoblue)

(Source: ragehound)

Via #merp

zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

Via let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster

rnathhomework:

sofasofia:

merrychristo:

merrychristo:

mom… dad… im batman

wait

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I MADE THIS POST NEARLY A YEAR AGO CAN WE STOP

Via Marcey & Bonnie's Blog!

riddlemetom:

When the Harry Potter movies came to an end:

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When Twilight comes to an end:

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the only sad part about twilight ending is that it’s also the end of Robs continuous and hilarious hatred for it

(Source: theconsultingvillain)

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A weird thing I find incredibly helpful for art/writing.

alanabloomsperpetualangryface:

drusillahasthefonebox:

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

deadcantdraw:

Eplans.com is a website that sells blueprints for houses.

This might not seem that helpful but if you want a characters house you can make selections based on what sort of…

(Source: eplans.com)

Via Glasses And Dreads


liftedandgiftedd:

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

the dvd logo hit the corner perfect!


Via #merp


theslinkylizard:

dj-froge:

theslinkylizard:

Odin goes to the beach~

These pics make me super happy but I worry about the “harness” he has, looks a little uncomfortable and unsafe…?

Hey as Odin’s owner I can guarantee you that the harness is not hurting him in any way, also that harness is the only one that I’ve found that he is actually comfortable in. ^_^ The harness is for his safety and it’s also the law in the area, animals at the beach must always be on a leash.


Via Marcey & Bonnie's Blog!


missbassweight:

patternicity:

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

Forever reblog. hate is taught, always.


Via Welcome to My Life!

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

Via #merp

(Source: alienanthems)


jaclcfrost:

"who do you pair that character with?"

happiness. life. being happy. not being dead. i want them to be alive and safe. and happy. that’s what i’m getting at. that is the direction this is going in. that’s my only wish

Via Don't Go Where I Can't Follow
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